Colleague: Hi, nice to see you back from vacation.
Me: Hello to you too.
Colleague: Is that a new dress, and shoes?
Me: Why yes, thank you for noticing.
Colleague: But you know, those white pantyhose you have on do not go well with your dress...
Me: Pantyhose? What pantyhose?!?
Yup, I'm still just as pale as before my vacation... The cool bit - I love it! I have managed not to burn and my skin still has the even coloring, no red lines, marks or blotches!
Nivea SPF 50 sunscreen does work but I shudder to think of what it consists of...